HISS Koozie

HISS – A Marsupial Tribute in Flame-Wrapped Glory (Can Cooler)

Long before rock stars wore face paint and trashed hotel rooms, one little Southern critter was already living the life:

Loud. Nocturnal. Covered in chaos.

This can cooler is a full-blown homage to the Virginia opossum—the only marsupial native to the U.S., known for digging through your trash, hissing like a punk band on its third encore, and eating more ticks than a backyard chicken.

✔ Possum, But Make It Metal. Full-wrap sublimated print featuring a fire-breathin’, war-painted opossum fronting a band called HISS—a sound and visual spectacular straight from the woods behind your house.

✔ Cold Can, Warm Tribute. Fits most 12 oz cans and keeps your drink chilled while honoring one of the South’s most misunderstood heroes.

✔ Nature’s Pest Control. Opossums eat thousands of ticks a year, don’t carry rabies, and ask for nothing in return—except maybe your leftovers and a little respect.

HISS. A rock opera in fur and fangs.

Fits most standard 12 oz cans

Sublimated print for full-color durability

Printed in North Carolina

Designed and shipped from Alabama